its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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