Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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