I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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