we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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