Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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