Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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