It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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I just gift wrapped bread.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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