I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize