I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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