I smell stomach acid.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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