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just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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