I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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