beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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