and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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