I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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