i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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