just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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