oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Let's get the cat blown out
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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