I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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