I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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