Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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