quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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