high people should be assigned attendants
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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