Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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