The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think I sprained my soul last night
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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