Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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