Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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