I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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