Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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