I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed on how many people?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize