the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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