did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She said her name was "party"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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