im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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