I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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