i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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