From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize