i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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