the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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