His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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