I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize