id be glad to
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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