i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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