Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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