Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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