Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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