no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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