I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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