bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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