im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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