i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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